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I want someone to look at me, the way that I look at Chocolate Cake.

TLoIf life is a bitch then make sure she's a good looking one!

IM_YO_BABY_BOORelationships are like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its just a bunch of crap you don't need.

composureDear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were On My Wish List.

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

People laugh, people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say Hi, some say Bye. Others may forget you, but never will I.

Kim_KryztynGod made us friends because no mother could handle us as sisters!

limThe alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.

ritusagooA special friend is rare indeed, it seems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends are very few, so lucky Im for having you.

iamabhiA smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me... well ...that's a sign of good taste.

ritusagooI'll be your friend till the episode comes in which Tom finally eats Jerry!

larissa.derrahI like you. Ive liked you since the day we started talking. I like your laugh, smile, face, body, personality, humor. Everything. I could literally write a book about you, I can talk to you about anything thats on my mind; with you its different, completely different, its like Ive known you my whole life. The way we joke around and talk, when we hang out, everything, its just amazing to have you as one of my best friends.I can be myself around you, I dont have to act like something or someone Im not and I LOVE that. I feel like I can be real around you. Like I dont have to hide anything. You're an amazing guy and Im here for you whenever you need someone to talk to or anything. Its everything about you that I like, in my eyes, youre perfect.

A friend is like a good bra hard to find, supportive, comfortable, always lifts you up, makes you look better, and always....close to your heart!

Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

The longest word in the english language is the one that follows the phrase, 'And now a word from our sponsor'.

A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

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