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I'm not a jealous person. I am just a girl that would love to punch every girl in the face that gives you a second look.

Honey_CocaineI'd rather be in a relationship where no one wears the pants.

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.

meko2301Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love, so I think you can at least answer my text message.

Unless your girlfriend is Rihanna, she's not gonna love the way you lie.

muskaan.kapoor.714Relationships would be easier if people came with a Clear History Button.

If someone says 'I love you' and you don't feel the same way, say 'I love YouTube' really fast!

If you take relationship advice from Taco Bell hot sauce packets...Congratulations, you have reached rock bottom.

Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.

A relationship with no trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.

The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

I found my prince charming , shhh don't tell cinderella...

When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say
Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"

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