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I just want to put a banana on the floor run through the house and step on it just to see if ill fall like they do in cartoons.

I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was handsome I would have exactly one dollar...Thanks mom!!!!

LeaderOfThePackWhenever I get sad I just imagine a T-Rex trying to put a hat on.

I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough, Parents complain. I m always in my room, Parents complain. I go out too much, Parents complain. I CAN'T WIN!

I wear thick socks: 1% To be warm. 1% To be comfortable. 98% To slide across floor like a freakin ninja!

ninapham260I wish I had parents like Dora. They let that bitch go everywhere.

The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.

'Shut the fudge up. You little asstronaut. What the helicopters are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies!' That's how you cuss a kid out.

I love you mommy. 'I don't have any money, try your dad.' I love you daddy.

Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you.

I'm painting a blue square in my backyard. So that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.

Eyeing your toys suspiciously after watching Toy Story.

I told the monster in my closet that coming out of there would make him gay. That solves that problem.

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now???

Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am your mom will show up and tell you to shut up and go to bed?

I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw cookie dough.

When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'

Kids are like farts, you only like your own.

Hen my dad says to be home at 11.30, he doesn't mean be in the driveway, but inside the house by myself.

When your mother is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? it's best not to answer her.

I'll never take my mom's car out again until I can do it legally.

Parents freak out when you have a party with loud music.

Every time my grandparents sleep over, they snore through the night.

If you want something expensive, you should ask your grandparents.

When I want to watch a TV show with my parents past my bedtime, my mom always sends me to bed no matter how much I fake being "absorbed" in the program.

You should never laugh at your dad if he's mad or screaming at you.

If your mom's asleep, don't wake her up.

You can play the coolest tricks when people don't know that you have a twin.You shouldn't listen in on your sister's conversation with her boyfriend because it gets too mushy.

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