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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.

I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!

SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.

Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny

If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old...

It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.

It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.

Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.

Life can be funny and serious. We either laugh over it or cry over it. But Life itself doesn't care about such reactions. It goes on.

It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.

Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

Funny in Michigan you can be a seasonal boyfriend and in the summer you can take off But in the winter you gotta be on lock.

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.

The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.

It would be funny if, while performing an abortion, someone yelled 'abort! abort!'

What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.

Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.

What, I got to amit this is some funny shit!!!

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.

There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.

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