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What is the use of being in a relationship without cheating , I mean like dating is a game and every game has its cheats.

EasyteeI guess you'll never appreciate your freedom as a SINGLE until you finally find yourself in the four walls of MARRIAGE.

I guess you'll never appreciate your freedom as a SINGLE until you finally find yourself in the four walls of MARRIAGE.

Newtons third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!

Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!

Marriage is a hunting permit that entitles you to only one dear at a time.

I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to me.

People say there is no difference between complete & finish. When you marry the right one, you are complete, and when you marry the wrong one, you are finished and when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are completely finished.

Not every man who courts you, loves you. Some are just testing your stupidity!

A man wears the pants in a relationship but the woman tells the man which pair to put on.

shyeMen are like puppies, adorable, then you take them home and they crap over everything you ever treasured.

I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.

Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others. Just kidding, It's miserable seeing everyone else with someone.

Suggest Revision: I always wanted to know how long 'forever' was and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 3 to 4 weeks.

Don't get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because we were always told to give our toys to the less fortunate.

204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas and yet I can't find a decent relationship.

You can't always control who walks into your life but you can control which window to throw them out.

TaramuahDon't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

AnahitaparsaMy EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing!

: My EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing!

Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??

ryanswainofficialI haven't had sex in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.

If your girlfriend was a video game she would be rated E for everyone..

If your girlfriend was a video game she would be rated E for everyone..

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.

A lion wouldn't cheat, but a tiger wood.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

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