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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Kin Hubbard

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing thing

I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy. Let's face it, friends make life a lot more fun.

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

You can never control who you fall in love with, even when you're in the most sad, confused time of your life. You don't fall in love with people because they're fun. It just happens.

Never, ever underestimate the importance of having fun.

I've reached a point where I'm comfortable in my own skin, and I do what I need to do, to feel good, but I'm built the way I am. The dancer's feet, the bruises on my legs, they're not going to go away. I think real girls have bruises. Tough chicks get bruised. They get dirty. And they have fun.

I have always believed that if you need to take your clothes off to get your man, you've begun to lose the battle. If you pull it off right, you can do it in a very classy way... Being sexy is about suggestion; it's about the tease. It's not about being obvious and forcing yourself out in the open. That takes all the fun out of being a woman.

Beauty is about perception, not about make-up. I think the beginning of all beauty is knowing and liking oneself. You can't put on make-up, or dress yourself, or do you hair with any sort of fun or joy if you're doing it from a position of correction.

The Universal Zulu Nation stands to acknowledge wisdom, understanding, freedom, justice, and equality, peace, unity, love, and having fun, work, overcoming the negative through the positive, science, mathematics, faith, facts, and the wonders of God, whether we call him Allah, Jehovah, Yahweh, or Jah.

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.

I want to have fun. It's a beautiful life. You learn, you win, you lose, but you get up.

Creativity is a great motivator because it makes people interested in what they are doing. Creativity gives hope that there can be a worthwhile idea. Creativity gives the possibility of some sort of achievement to everyone. Creativity makes life more fun and more interesting.

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.

Summer means happy times and good sunshine. It means going to the beach, going to Disneyland, having fun.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
Walt Disney

It's the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they're gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it's my turn to leave.

Beauty is only skin deep. If you go after someone just because she's beautiful but don't have anything to talk about, it's going to get boring fast. You want to look beyond the surface and see if you can have fun or if you have anything in common with this person.

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