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Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost.

Seize the day, seize the moment, seize the time spent with beloved ones, seize your life, your age, at the end it all comes to that.

Live is meant to be lived. Seize the moment and the day. Live life up to the fullest.

Rules and regulations force you to play it safe. Get rid of all the hesitation, it's time for you to seize the day.

Opportunities are blessings. Seize the day and success will come your way.

Seize the day while trusting little on what tomorrow might bring.

In life there's no second chances. When the day begins, its always real time. Seize it while it last. Do it now. No more waiting for tom.

When the day has ended, dare to feel as youve done your best.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

sprmario317February 13 should be international condom day.

The world of books is the most remarkable creation of man nothing else that he builds ever lasts monuments fall; nations perish; civilization grow old and die out; new races build others. But in the world of books are volumes that have seen this happen again and again and yet live on. Still young, still as fresh as the day they were written, still telling men's hearts, of the hearts of men centuries dead.

The greatest challenge of the day is: how to bring about a revolution of the heart, a revolution which has to start with each one of us?

Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a pimp of all pimps & his name would be The Situation.

Elvis Presley is the king, he's the giant of the day, paved the way.

After six hours of school I've had enough for the day, I hit the radio dial and turn it up all the way.

I won't get what I'm after 'til the day I die.

Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh, but he was rich, because he invested in people. What'd you think? You think I was the only one he gave a job to, Calvin? No! That man opened up the doors to anybody and any knucklehead around here in the city of Chicago that wanted to come down here and make somebody out themselves. Gave the opportunity to be somebody! A licensed professional barber. Now, me, myself, personally... I wouldn't gave half these bail-jumpers the opportunity. But, you know, it's just hard enough. You sit in there and try to cut somebody's head and gotta worry about this fool over there trying to shank you. But let me tell you somethin'. At the end of the day... the end of the day, I was glad I was here. And now you!

Seize every day as an adventure and your spirit will soar when you discover the wonderful surprises life has to offer.
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.

I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.

florya99Today is a new day. Don't let your history interfere with your destiny! Let today be the day you stop being a victim of your circumstances and start taking action towards the life you want. You have the power and the time to shape your life. Break free from the poisonous victim mentality and embrace the truth of your greatness. You were not meant for a mundane or mediocre life!

For all the love you've given me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill.

Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency.

Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating sex lives of our friends with children.

My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook wall

Happy Memorial Day to someone who would stab himself in the leg to avoid military service.

Let's spend Memorial Day weekend damaging our bodies enough to ensure the military never wants us.

All I want for Fathers Day is a woman who'll help me reenact the activities that led to my becoming a father in the first place.

Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today.

Let's make this a special Father's Day by getting together to violently root against the Miami Heat.

Don't let the fact that Obama became president without having a father in his life make you feel unimportant this Father's Day.

Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.

I'd be honored to buy you a Father's Day meal with the credit card you pay for.

Canada Day is a great reminder to move to Canada if any of the current Republican presidential candidates win.

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