Funny Quotes Biography
Source:-Link(Google.com)It's funny, isn't it? When you are young you just want to be old,and then later you wish you could go back to being a kid.
RoshaniThe trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
ThewomenizerA wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her.
RoshaniThe advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.
kaygeebenettWhat is the use of being in a relationship without cheating , I mean like dating is a game and every game has its cheats.
kaygeebenettI am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL.
I might be odd amongst them like a gold tooth,but like a gold tooth, I shine most.
OswaldWomen are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected!
I'll pray for patience, because if I pray for strength, I may throw you out the window!
Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam?
The key that opens your heart indeed is the key that closes your brain!
Rock-N-RollWho needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook.
Garth_RogersI want someone to look at me, the way that I look at Chocolate Cake.
DexterA genius sometimes can not answer a simple question asked by a stupid person.
SajidooI love the way you make me laugh even when nothing's funny.
TedIAmDon't like my sarcasm ? Well I don't like your stupidity.
CurrencyGeorge_BIt's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the FUTURE.
OswaldThe funny thing about a broken heart is that it's not fatal. Though you wish in vain that it were, life continues on and you have no choice but to continue on with it. You take the hand that fate has dealt you and you press forward because there is nothing else that can be done.
When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.
OswaldEvery mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
CARAMELNo matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
CARAMELMost of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...
ChunkyyMunkyyI'm really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don't care.
kendrick_amazinDating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.
ActualcolaThe awkward moment when you're just being nice and the person thinks you're flirting with them.
hello93Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
HendrixThe only advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
CARAMELBe careful of how you treat people. What you do to others has a funny way of coming back to you.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
I don't hate you I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.
hanna_marieHow can you face you problem if the problem is your face.
bubble_cups(:Some girls must get so exhausted putting makeup on two faces every morning.
CARAMELSometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot.
EasyteeI guess you'll never appreciate your freedom as a SINGLE until you finally find yourself in the four walls of MARRIAGE.
sweetboyThe funny thing about relationships is that the person which shows the least amount of emotions will usually have the most amount of control.
ammy_If someone throws a stone at you. Throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
girl_hooperYou will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
Ayesha..Newtons third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!
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Funny Quots Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girl
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