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I made a few records here and there by default, but I wasn't ever comfortable in that role. I wasn't comfortable on stage. We'll see how it goes this time.

I think we in the Alpha Band, which was a strange group anyway, weren't dealing with any of these issues. They sneaked up on us and took us over, before we know what was going on.

How man evolved with such an incredible reservoir of talent and such fantastic diversity isn't completely understood... he knows so little and has nothing to measure himself against.

Man is used to the fact that there are languages which he does not at first understand and which must be learned, but because art is primarily visual he expects that he should get the message immediately and is apt to be affronted if he doesn't.

Now, you can't tell me, we have the only God in the whole world. You can't tell me that nobody else has God.

I have had hundreds of people work for me over the years, and I don't think I ever fired anybody.

I never fixed a story. I didn't make judgments, I let the listener make judgments. When I got to the end of the story, if it had a moral, I let the listener find it.

My theory is if you have a religion, it's a good one. Because some people don't have any at all.

People think because you're private, you have something you don't want them to know.

The best compliment I ever had is, one day I was in Nashville, some disc jockey said, Hey, that sounds like a Tom T. Hall song. Up until then there hadn't been any such thing.

When you retire, it's a place in life, a part of the journey. You just don't quit work; you develop an attitude where you can do what you please.

Young kids are doing the same thing I did, but they're doing it differently. They don't do brain surgery the way they used to do it either.

Once you are dancing with the devil, the prettiest capers won't help you.

Isn't it true that the fault of birth rests somewhat on the child? I believe it's we who led our parents on to bear us, and it's our unborn children who make our flesh itch.

They're just not into doing sequels after Toy Story so I don't think that's a possibility. But if they did, well sure, you'd have to do it. And I'd want to do it.

If you don't have a refinery operating, it's hard to use oil that's available.

AIDS is such a scary thing and it's also the kind of thing that you think won't happen to you. It can happen to you and it's deadly serious.

Any New York group can come to L.A. and sell out every show, but an L.A. group who goes to New York might not do the same because the audience hasn't been introduced to the group.

I ain't got no beef with east coast, I think it's just being hyped up.

I don't have to put out another rap record. I can do it at my casual pace.

I'll never sell 14 million like Hammer, I just wanna do a good Ice-T show.

I'm at a point where I don't have to wait for the income from the record to survive, so I'm in a comfortable zone, but I'll make rap records as long as I feel I have something to rap about.

If it sells, it sells. If it doesn't sell, I'll go make a movie.

If you're really a rapper, you can't stop rapping.

Oh man, nobody is as tough as Mr T. Ice T is pretty tough though as well.

So you don't have to take us too seriously; I mean, we're already intimidating enough on stage.

We have groups that do that, but I can't rap with the mentality of an 18 year old when I'm in my 30's.

You can't come out on a record dissing the system and be on a label that's connected to the system.

You have to come in on a professional level to make it, otherwise you just can't get into rap.

I read all these stories that I don't know anything about politics. But I must know something. I've had some good victories in Congress, and I've survived this town for four years.

I personally don't believe in aliens. But, I do believe that there is something out there that is accountable for all these mysterious things that are going on: I think it is a spiritual thing not a material thing.

It is a struggle. But I don't mind. I will just keep fighting on.

If you can't read, it's going to be hard to realize dreams.

We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.

We shouldn't waste any more time in making sure that democracy is properly rooted in our political life and the supremacy of the law becomes an integral part of our state's structure.

The only secret knowledge we have is know-how and you can't break up know-how by court order.

I'm T-Pain, You Know Me... Konvict Music nappy boy oh wee.

You thought it was over, you thought I was gone, I'm goin' in you don't have to let me have to let me, Back from the dead like I'm Makavelli Makavelli.

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.

So a man jumps into a taxi and says King Arthur's close and the taxi driver says, don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights.

My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.

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