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Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts.

The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.

The only thing that could possibly ruin a beautiful Summer day is it also being Monday.

My smile on Mondays is as insincere as a Rush Limbaugh apology.

It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.

I'm excited there's a 1 in 176 million chance I don't have to go to work on Monday.

Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday.

The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.

I wish Monday was as fast as Usain Bolt.

Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.

Seeing you on Tuesday is always a welcome relief that you didn't give in to your suicidal thoughts on Monday.

Tuesday means we're a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.

You're one of the few people I don't mind very briefly communicating with on a Monday.

There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.

Fifty Shades of Grey doesn't hold a candle to the masochism fix I get from coming to work every Monday.

I'm having the worst Monday since last Monday.

It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.

Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.

I'd rather enter the Hunger Games than enter the office on Mondays.

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.

If each day is a gift I'd like to know where I can return Mondays.

Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.

I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.

call you a Monday because nobody likes you.

Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.

hate Monday because Monday hates me.

They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having.

Monday was a girl; it would be that fat girl who likes horses & tells the teacher when you cheat.

Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you.

Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend.

I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.

haven't had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.

If Monday was a person it would be a ginger.

Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday.

Monday must be a man it comes too quickly.

I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'

On Mondays, I'm always fcking thankful I don't have a swear jar.

It's awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays.

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