Funny Quotes About Family Biography
Source:-Link(Google.com)Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they are obligated to let you in.
Dad, our relationship means the world to my therapist.
You're the man I want our children to spend their weekends with.
You won't be this cute forever.
You're one of my favorite parents.
It's so cute when the baby thinks it's going to steal attention from us.
I really doubt you'd understand my homework.
Let's go do something we can complain our future children never do anymore.
Dad, it's still hard to believe you're someone's father.
I hope alcoholism isn't hereditary...
The NFL lockout is inspiring me to follow my dream of finding new ways to avoid spending time with my family.
Having kids reminded me why I didn't want to have kids.
This is the perfect time to hear about my hidden trust fund.
Glad I could show you how to turn your computer on, Mom.
Your side of the family has always been slightly less psychotic.
Sorry about shipping you to a retirement home.
I think third cousins is distant enough for fellatio.
Babysitting your child is all the birth control I need.
You remind me of my real mom.
From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.
My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint is not intended.
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'.
If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business
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