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CUTE BOYS make you blush. HOT BOYS make you drool. COOL BOYS make you daydream. But trust me, funny boys will make you fall in love without even realizing it.

Sometimes boys are like bras, they can hook up behind your back.

Boys are like busses, you wait for one for ages, then suddenly 3 come at the same time...

The perfect man is like the Lochness Monster... they say he exists but no one's ever seen him!

If we can send one man to the moon, why can't we send them all there?

Men are like fish...neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

Mr. Right's coming.. but he's in Africa and he's walking!

Woman are carzy. Men are stupid. Women are crazy because men are stupid.

Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

What's the difference between the IQ of a stupid guy and one of a mosquito? About 5 points. How do you even the score? Kill the mosquito.

The more guys I meet, the more I like snakes.

Guys are like yellow Starbursts, they look good from the outside but when you get a little deeper, they make you want to throw up.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

I’m a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?

Men are like Bluetooth connection, when you are beside them, they stay connected but when you are away, they search for new devices.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract!

I like my men like I like my coffee. Tied up in a burlap bag and dragged through mountains.

You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!

Husbands are like fine wine. They take time to mature.

A women needs a man like fish need a bicycle.

A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!

While creating men, God promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world, then He made the earth round.

Men…. I don’t get them, they spend 9 months of their life waiting to come out and the rest of their life trying to get in.

We can train a monkey to fly a jet but we can’t train a man to be humble.

Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

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Funny Quotes About Boys Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Quotes About Boys Biography