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Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.

Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.

If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.

Obama said, 'Yes we can!' but I said, 'Yes weekend!'

Weekend Advice: It's only illegal if you get caught.

Tonight I plan on having such an awesome night, Morgan Freeman should narrate it.

Good morning everybody. Happy Friday! On a scale of 1 to Rebecca Black, how much do you love Friday?

Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day...

I would like to thank God and Ice Cube for Friday....

It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.

It's Friday Bitches! Lets Get Fucked Up!

Thank God it's Friday, because I HATE my damn co-workers.

Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.

2. Its finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!

3. If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.

4. Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking friday.

5. Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it's only Wednesday.

6. Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.

7. The way I see it, EVERY Friday is Good Friday.

8. Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry's "Friday Night" Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.

9. In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.

10. Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.

11. Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.

12. Friday! There you are, you sexy son of a btich! We’ve been lookin for you since Monday!

13. "If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday." -- Noel Coward

14. I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipts for Mondays? I want to return it for another Friday.

15. It's Friday! I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.

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